Seriously?

We have a Give-Away Table at our office. This used to house items like:

1. Movie passes that the marketing gals couldn't use
2. Extra copies of books from random mailings
3. Surplus office supplies
4. Leftover Halloween candy

But, given that our office is now closing, people are cleaning out their areas with a fervor I've never seen. And the items gracing the shelves of the Give-Away Table boggle the mind:

1. Office plants that employees no longer wish to care for
2. Stuffed animals
3. Occasional handbags and hats
4. An industrial size box of control top pantyhose--"ranging in color and size to suit the need of every business professional"

Wow.